🧠 2026 BRAIN ROT CERTIFICATION 🧠

🍪 COOKIE POLICY FOR BRAIN ROT CERTIFICATION 🍪 By clicking "Accept", you agree that we may: 1. Store cookies on your device for the next 2,847 years 2. Track your brain rot levels in real-time 3. Read your TikTok watch history (for "research purposes") 4. Access your webcam to measure your reaction to memes 5. Use your speakers to play "Tung Tung Sahur" at random intervals 6. Share your brain rot score with 47,293 third-party partners 7. Remember every meme you've ever seen 8. Predict which brain rot content you'll consume next 9. Calculate your compatibility with 2026 meme culture 10. Store the exact moment your brain rotted SECTION 2: DATA RETENTION We retain your brain rot data until the heat death of the universe, or until you touch grass. SECTION 3: YOUR RIGHTS You have the right to: - Complain (but we won't listen) - Request your brain rot score (in binary) - Touch grass (not recommended) SECTION 4: COOKIE TYPES - Essential cookies (skibidi flavored) - Brain rot cookies (extra rotted) - Meme cookies (6'7" sized) - Surveillance cookies (Lester approved) SECTION 5: LEGAL STUFF This policy supersedes all previous agreements. By proceeding, you accept that your brain will be certified for rot. SCROLL DOWN TO UNLOCK THE BRAIN ROT QUIZ... Keep scrolling... Almost there... A little more... Just a bit further... Are you still reading this? Wow, dedication to brain rot! OK fine, the button is below.